Watching paint dry and watching grass grow.  They never show that part in the movies or the television or the mythbusting.  But it's at least 47.8 percent of science!  And that's why we created the internet, to allow us something to do in the meantime.

If you're enjoying PhD Unknown, why not tell a friend?  And if they're unsure, bite them like Vonnie, and they'll probably be even more convinced one way or another. - Dante